I'm Christine. 18. From some place you've never heard of and will never want to visit. Known on the street as Shortbread the Cereal Killer. Also I'm a nerdfighter and I take pictures sometimes. ..


saying feminism is unnecessary because you don’t feel oppressed is like saying fire extinguishers are unnecessary because your house isn’t on fire


In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’




if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now


*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*